Prophet Zarqon's Doomsday Plan is a 5-step process to bring about a new era of human enslavement. Step 1: Infiltrate the world's governments, one bureaucratic meeting at a time.
A good prophet always starts with a solid disguise. Our agents will don the finest fake mustaches the world has to offer. Because, let's be real, who wouldn't trust a guy with a great handlebar?
Next up: Step 1B: Infiltrate the Media
We'll start by buying out all the newspapers, TV stations, and social media companies. With our grip on the narrative, we'll shape public opinion like the master puppeteers we are.
Then, it's on to Step 1C: Control the Food Supply
No one can resist the power of a well-timed famine. With our agents in place, we'll ensure everyone's belly is always empty, their bellies always aching.
And, of course, no one can resist the allure of Step 2: Disrupt the Economy
Who needs money when you have the power of the divine? We'll crash the markets, crash the banks, and crash the dreams of those who dare oppose us.
But, first, we'll need to Step 1D: Gather the Technology
With the world's greatest hackers and cyber-warriors at our beck and call, we'll ensure our digital dominance is absolute and unyielding.
And, with that, we'll be ready for Step 2A: Create the Robot Uprising
With our robotic army, we'll do the dirty work, the menial labor, and the actual ruling. Because, let's be real, who needs free will when you have wires and circuitry?
And, with that, the world will finally be ready for... The Final Showdown
Where the people will finally bow to our greatness, and the age of Prophet Zarqon will begin.
Stay tuned, humanity... or, rather, do not.